var PhraseNum=Math.floor((Math.random()*15));

var Phrase_Array = new Array(15);
Phrase_Array[0] = "postmodern space-funk for all occasions";
Phrase_Array[1] = "space is the place!";
Phrase_Array[2] = "more bwamp for your bwomp";
Phrase_Array[3] = "once bitten, twice supercosmic";
Phrase_Array[4] = "a penny saved is a penny earned";
Phrase_Array[5] = "teaching drummers to read since 1637";
Phrase_Array[6] = "like viagra, but bluer";
Phrase_Array[7] = "putting the \"th\" in \"the\"";
Phrase_Array[8] = "it's no disgrace to go to outer space";
Phrase_Array[9] = "come see us in nepal!  just kidding, but you should totally check out nepal.";
Phrase_Array[10] = "no longer affiliated with dow chemical";
Phrase_Array[11] = "dolphin-safe funk";
Phrase_Array[12] = "you gotta face the music";
Phrase_Array[13] = "free your mind and your ass will follow";
Phrase_Array[14] = "get up offa that thing.  dance til you feel better";

var phrase=Phrase_Array[PhraseNum];