Volume 2
Issue 1

IN THIS ISSUE:

* Tsunami benefit on Saturday, the Fifth of February
* STO plays at a party! On Bay State Road!
* STO plays at an African-American Cultural Show -- paradoxically
* We will play for money
* Once bitten, twice a website

TSUNAMI BENEFIT ON SATURDAY

For once, STO is marshaling its considerable charisma and skill for reasons other than greed, megalomania, and a hell-bent determination on wrecking Bobcat Goldthwait's career. There's a benefit at the MIT Chapel starting at 8:00 pm. We're the last act. It should last until 9:30 pm. Come by and donate, or something ($9 suggested). It's right on Mass Ave by the river.

ON A MORE ENCOURAGING NOTE, PARTY

STO is playing some sort of "psychedelic" "hippie" "party" at 155 Bay State Road on February 12, 2005. The action starts at 10:30, stops at 11:30, starts again at 11:45, and continues until the end of time, or 2am. Whichever comes sooner. Anyhow, these tend to be our best shows, because you (the audience!) are usually drunk. What more could you want?

What's that? You want love? Well we can't give you that......OR CAN WE???

PULSE (NOT THE SHITTY LIVE PINK FLOYD RECORD)

Saturday, 19 Feb -- 8:00 pm -- PULSE -- one beat, one world. We are part of that beat, and hence (therefore) world. Come by if you want to find out what we're talking about. It's at MIT Kresge Auditorium -- a veritable panorama (cornucopia) of African-American culture. You heard us (me).

HIRE US

Do you want a band? Do you know someone who wants a band? Do you want the best sex of your life? THEN send an email to Drew (wernerandrew@gmail.com) with the info of the person who wants to "book" our band -- IF you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Seriously, we're poor, but musical. That's gotta count for something.

I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE WWW.STOMUSIC.INFO TO GIVE FOR MY COUNTRY

Our website has the potential to change anytime. Who knows what you might find it. So visit! Go! Now!

Thank you, and as always, remember to listen to the Cosmo Song.

~~S T O~~