Volume 1
Issue 3

OH MAN

EXTRA! EXTRA! EXTRA! THIS ISSUE IS DEFINITELY OF AN EMERGENCY NATURE

* GIG AT ALL ASIA ON FRIDAY
* Happy Chanukah
* Happy Merry Christmas
* Happy Merry Made-Up-By-A-Professor Kwanzaa
* Our Website Is Not About To Visit Itself
* I think that covers it

WE'RE PLAYING AT ALL ASIA. FEAR NOT -- IT'S IN CAMBRIDGE.

OK, this just came up. FRIDAY NIGHT from 6:30 to 8:30, STO will be playing their legendary brand of "music" at the All Asia Cafe at 334 Mass Ave in Cambridge, right near Central Square. Get there by T to central of take the MBTA #1 bus basically to the front door. This is the last chance to see us for a while...and what a place it is. I'm talking about food -- beer -- music -- this, people, is the prototypical Friday afternoon. I mean this could out-TGIF TGIF. This has the potential to be the happiest of hours -- a circus of unrestrained joy brought to your friends STO, Thai McFood, and "Alcohol."

We would REALLY appreciate your support in making this a great time. Because the "Y" in STO stands for YOU -- the customer.

THAT VIRGIN MOBILE AD IS SORT OF WEIRD

But a pan-theistic "happy holidays" is wished to all. We're going into hiding for a little while -- Dave is headed to an ashram in India to study how to make less sense, Fabio is working on his experimental electronic work, called "Seventy Minutes of Blips and Unearthly Screaming", Alex is exploring Jewish mysticism through the Kabbalah (although if you ask me, I think he's just trying to pick up chicks), and Drew has some long-awaited quality time to spend with the cast of That 70's Show. Except Ashton Kutcher, who, frankly, is getting a little big for his britches.

TO EVERY THING (TURN, TURN, TURN) THERE IS A WWW.STOMUSIC.INFO

New on our website -- Pictures! Music! The Signup Form For Our Mailing List! The Fountain of Youth! Seriously, our demo is up there. Check it -- it's like having a little STO right inside your computer!

IN SUPERNESS, COSMOSITY, AND TRANSCENDENTALDAM!
UP UP AND AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY